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[Miles Nordin]

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Penn State is run by dried-up school-lunch witches from Lancaster.

Nittany Lions suck.

And, I have a record of your use of meal dollars to purchase of a salted
pretzel in Waring Commons at 19:24 tonight.

OTC has reported your illicit download of cphack using Penn State Network
Resources to University Safety.  You can expect a call from Kathy Kimball
some time tomorrow.