[crackmonkey] [firstname.lastname@example.org: [Pigdog] Thursday Night is Pigdog Night at MO-FUCKING-ZILLER, BAY-BEE!!!]
nick at zork.net
Wed Mar 31 22:42:54 PST 1999
----- Forwarded message from ESP <evangelo at pigdog.org> -----
That's right! You heard me! Hoo-ya! Can I get a witness?!
T N i P N a M F Z B B
Thursday Night is Pigdog Night at MO-FUCKING-ZILLER, BAY-BEE!!!
All the young d00ds, carry the NEWZ! because
S P O C K M O U N T A I N R E S E A R C H L A B S
will be ROCKING THE HOUSE at the SOUND FACTORY tomorrow night, making
P I G D O G H I S T O R Y
We will be making a FULL FRONTAL ASSAULT on the OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE
COMMUNITY for Thursday Night. Moziller-dot-fucking-partay is a FREE
PARTY in the otherwise blecherous meat market THE SOUND FACTORY. Here
is the stupid URL, dickweed!
Mozilla dot party is DA BOMB! We had so much goddamn fun last year at
Mozilla dot party 1.0 that I actually had a HERNIA. Serious!! There
were intestines EVERYWHERE!!! It was really gross, and people were
sliding around and tripping on them, but I didn't care because it was
MOZILLA DOT FUCKING PARTY!!!
Not ONLY is this the most fantastical geek party-o-rama of the ENTIRE
GODDAMN CALENDAR YEAR, it is also an occasion to cerebrate incredible
events a la:
* The StarTwins Birthday!!! Make Erin and MLE drink BIG
COCKTAILS until they cage-dance NAKED! Yow!!!!
* Flesh and Abby make their ROYAL PIGDOG TOUR of the SF BAY
AREA! Listen to the FLESH-AND-ABBY LOVE FEST! Buy them
drinks and tell them why SEATTLE SUCKS ASS.
Because this is a GROUP PSY-OPS ACTION by TEAM SPOCK, full labcoat
regalia is IN ORDER. People without labcoats will get PUKED ON
FIRST. Be prepared to take AMAZINGLY HUGE AMOUNTS OF SHIT if you have
a labcoat and show up without it. I will have 1-2 spare labcoats
available, but if you SNOOZE you LOOZE and that's the SCREWZ!!
For the shedule-minded, The agender is as FOLLOWS:
1) Meet at 8PM at Kate O'Brien's Irish Fucking Bar and Grill and Shit,
at 579 Howard Street at 2nd Street. This is a STUPID YUPPIE BAR with
lots of fucked-up Web people, but it doesn't matter, because you'll be
in you SPOCK MOUNTAIN RESEARCH LABS lab coat, and you can BEAT THOSE
SUCKERS down with A MALUNIMUM BAT! YEAH!
Oh, and they have GuineSs in pitchers, too.
2) Depart from K. O'B.'s at 8:30PM and walk through the BITTER STREETS
OF LONELINESS (aka SF's financial district) with your homies, the
PIGDOG KREW! With all our labcoats on we'll look HELLA COOL like
something out of CLOCKWORK ORANGE! HORRORSHOW, DROOGIES! We'll stop
every few blocks and do SYNCHRONIZED VANILLA ICE-STYLE DANCE MOVES,
just to show how much solidarity and shit we have! "SPOCK SPOCK
BABY!" HELL YEAH!
3) Arrive at that sketchy tuna boat of a club, THE SOUND FACTORY, with
bells on! See the BIG NERDS COMPILING CODE! Watch BONDAGE S&M FREAKS
do sick SODOMY on HAPLESS VICTIMS! SNEER at the annoying WEBERATI!
LAUGH at the Silicon Valley LOSER POLO DRONES! Drink BIG BOOZE and
dance like a RAT BASTARD!
So come ONE come ALL to the goddamn Geek festival! of! the!
YEEEEEAAAR!!! If you come to ONLY ONE PIGDOG NIGHT, this is the one to
BEAUJOLAIS, BAYBEEEEE!!!! See you at
T N i P N a M F Z B B
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engineering is whatever gets the job done without calling attention to
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