[crackmonkey] Santa Fucking Ana Drivers
Ze Estevao Arruda
jsarruda at ucdavis.edu
Fri Mar 26 13:09:00 PST 1999
At 12:51 AM 3/26/99 -0800, you wrote:
>Santa Ana is the only place in the known universe where drivers regularly
>do 35 in a 50 zone. Like it's gonna shake the chrome loose from their
>steering wheel. Or their extra-special suspension might accidentally shake
>loose. Or, g(h)od(dess) forfend, they might actually scrape the underbelly
>of their fucking lowered cars on the fucking road.
Try living in Davis (where suburban sprawl stretches for a whole block and
a half), and people don't EVER drive fast enough to even maim a housepet.
This town hasn't even had a homicide in 7 bloody years! The only murdered
corpse found last year was in a hotel room...but the body had been killed
in Seattle and dropped in Davis "'Cause it looked nondescript..."
And this is a college town fer chrissakes...
This whole place is like an aggie 'Northern Exposure'...We were even named
'Strangest City on Earth' by Letterman.
I need a drink.
Joseph Estevao Arruda
University of California, Davis
International Affairs and Information Technology
email: jsarruda at ucdavis.edu
mrzenn at precog.com
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