[crackmonkey] Santa Fucking Ana Drivers

[Ze Estevao Arruda]

At 12:51 AM 3/26/99 -0800, you wrote:
>Santa Ana is the only place in the known universe where drivers regularly
>do 35 in a 50 zone. Like it's gonna shake the chrome loose from their
>steering wheel. Or their extra-special suspension might accidentally shake
>loose. Or, g(h)od(dess) forfend, they might actually scrape the underbelly
>of their fucking lowered cars on the fucking road.

Try living in Davis (where suburban sprawl stretches for a whole block and
a half), and people don't EVER drive fast enough to even maim a housepet.
This town hasn't even had a homicide in 7 bloody years!  The only murdered
corpse found last year was in a hotel room...but the body had been killed
in Seattle and dropped in Davis "'Cause it looked nondescript..."

And this is a college town fer chrissakes...

This whole place is like an aggie 'Northern Exposure'...We were even named
'Strangest City on Earth' by Letterman.

How pathetic...

I need a drink.

mr. zenn
'temporarily gruntled'
Joseph Estevao Arruda
University of California, Davis
International Affairs and Information Technology
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email:		jsarruda at ucdavis.edu
		mrzenn at precog.com

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