[crackmonkey] <big>Rick Moen</big>
Fiona the Hat
alhambra at zork.net
Fri Oct 30 18:53:30 PST 1998
On Mon, 29 Oct 1998, Nick Moffitt wrote:
> > Are we discussing people's bottoms on this mailing list? Is there a
> > FAAQ? (Frequently Asked Ass Questions)
> No, but as soon as we set the time warp back to the 20th
> century, we will begin a <big>Rick Moen</big> FAQ.
> Question 1: Who is <big>Rick Moen</big>?
Question 2: Is <big>Rick Moen</big> a hat?
Question 3: Are those tags around <big>Rick Moen</big> the equivalents of
a hat box?
Question 4: Hypothetically, if one were to sit upon <big>Rick Moen</big>,
would one have to worry about crushing <big>Rick Moen</big> more than was
good for his brim?
Question 5: Ten gallons of _what_ can fit inside of <big>Rick Moen</big>?
Question 6: Were the Ecuadorean peasants that wove <big>Rick Moen</big>
from the rushes that grew out back behind their hut payed a living wage in
exchange for their labor knitting him?
Question 9 1/2: What's up with <big>Rick Moen</big> and
And if these aren't Frequently Asked Questions about him, boy oh boy, they
fiona at zork.net
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