As the designated Crackmonkey Ethical Consultant, Emad El-Haraty awaits to help get you out of the mess you've made of your life. Send ethical questions to elharaty@zork.net.
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1. Is it unethical to download napster mp3s for songs that are no longer in print?
2. Is it wrong to lust after elected officials?
3. Is it right to steal office supplies?
4. Is it right to use someone's M4 macros to create Web-pages without first checking to see how the link-bar they generate copes with creating pages in a subdirectory?
5. Is it wrong to simply state the nearest largest city rather than explain specifically where I live when people ask?
6. Concerned Friend asks: "Is it right to be friends with someone obsessed with goat anus?"
7. Is it right to ask Rob Levin for ownership of OPN's #slashdot?
8. Will the daily use of emacs place my sould in jeopardy?
9. Is it wrong to do business with a company whose existence I discovered through the spam they sent me?
10. Is it right to turn a proprietary-software-copying employer in to the BSA?
11. Is it wrong to airbrush photos of family members?

1. Is it unethical to download napster mp3s for songs that are no longer in print?

It is the wise man who takes that which is not wanted.

2. Is it wrong to lust after elected officials?

Those in the public's eye are often times stared at.

3. Is it right to steal office supplies?

That which is freely given should also be freely used.

4. Is it right to use someone's M4 macros to create Web-pages without first checking to see how the link-bar they generate copes with creating pages in a subdirectory?

All must learn to cope with that which is new.

5. Is it wrong to simply state the nearest largest city rather than explain specifically where I live when people ask?

That which is understandable and not misleading is preferable over that which is exact and confusing.

6. Concerned Friend asks: "Is it right to be friends with someone obsessed with goat anus?"

That for which one man yearns, is greatly a cause for concern.

7. Is it right to ask Rob Levin for ownership of OPN's #slashdot?

If by taking you may give (in Rob's case, a life) then fear not asking.

8. Will the daily use of emacs place my sould in jeopardy?

Unless one has the requisite memory, emacs may strike fear in all daemonry.

9. Is it wrong to do business with a company whose existence I discovered through the spam they sent me?

Goods bought from Bads, make baby Jesus sad. >;

10. Is it right to turn a proprietary-software-copying employer in to the BSA?

If by doing so he might switch to Free, then there is no problem that I can see. P.s.: I hear the BSA offers 10 grand, mind if I lend a hand?

11. Is it wrong to airbrush photos of family members?

Trying to hide that mom's a lush? From the family photo its the 40oz you should airbrush!